The episode centered on the town’s Gothic teens, upset that no one can tell the difference between Goths and Vampires now that the bestselling bookTwilight has become a film and the elementary school’s preppy students are sporting black clothes and pointy false teeth.

In an attempt to stop the frustrating misconception, the Goths kidnap the “head vampire” and brainstorm what to do with him. They decide to Fed-Ex him somewhere.