this was not an invitation ...

Barbara Hall. How do I know your name, we have never met? On some of your records, you wrote your full name. On others, you signed the sleeves. On this one, you conveniently put your last name after the word Barbara in the title of the record by the Beach Boys. You dated most of your records on the day you bought them. But, I've never met you. I did meet your Dad, but only briefly. You see, he was at the Sundown Theatre swap meet in Whittier California, in either 1974 or 1975. He bought a stall and proceeded to unload all your records for about a dime each. I thought it was a good deal, so I scooped up a bunch. I figured if you were to be famous, I would have a ton of your autographs. Just think how much money I would have made! Barbara Hall, you took great care of your vinyl, why did you sell it? Thank You!

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